when you’re waiting for pizza and the doorbell rings
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There are times when I just want to let myself be overwhelmed and break down and cry; but I know I can’t ‘cause I have to be stronger than this. Not for myself, but for my son.
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Sep 19. 56347 Notes.
The difference between men and women after a break up
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
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Sep 16. 222906 Notes.
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
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Sep 16. 38092 Notes.
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
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